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The under-$10 gift they'll actually remember.
Every white elephant has a candle, a mug, and a gag gift nobody uses. Be the roast call that gets stolen three times.
"Statistical anomaly" · The Algorithm · 0:15
under the $10 limit
One white elephant roast
$8.99
Print the reveal card, wrap it, watch the room fight over who gets roasted.
Wrap a roast →How it plays at the party
1
They unwrap a card: "You've won a phone call about your life choices." The room understands immediately.
2
Whoever ends up with it picks their poison — Bubbe, Sarge, or the cold precision of The Algorithm.
3
The call happens live at the party or scheduled for Monday morning. Both are correct.
steal limit: 3. regret limit: none.