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A year older. Spending's not a day wiser.
The birthday card sings. This one calls them and brings receipts.
"Happy birthday, bubbeleh" · Bubbe · 0:19
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One birthday roast call
$8.99
Delivered on their birthday, at the minute you pick. Recording included for you both.
Roast the birthday person →How the surprise lands
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They get a text: "Jess paid real money for an AI character to call you about your life choices." They say yes — everyone says yes on their birthday.
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Bubbe calls mid-party. Speakerphone is mandatory. The roast is personal because you supplied the ammo.
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They repost the clip before the cake is cut.
the only birthday call they'll remember.