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Congratulate them. Backhandedly.
"You got promoted? Weird how you're still not CEO." The Backhanded Congrats: praise with a knife in it.
"Weird how you're not CEO" · Jeeves · 0:18
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Congratulate them, backhandedly →The art of the backhand
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You tell us the achievement, how long it took them 😏, and the obvious next thing they haven't done.
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Jeeves calls with impeccably polite condescension. "Senior Manager. At your age. How... brave."
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It ends warm — genuinely proud of them — which somehow makes it worse. They frame the transcript.
also works for championships. remind them who carried.